Announcements, announcements, announcements! Baloney, Baloney, Baloney! I had a cow, I lost my cow, I have no need For your bull now. A terrible death to die (clap/stomp twice) A terrible death to die (clap/stomp twice) A terrible death To be talked to death A terrible death to die. Announcements, announcements, announcements! Baloney, baloney, baloney! (Kids wait for the speaker to resume talking. When he/she does, the kids interrupt him with “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way…” until they 1) decide to or 2) are told to stop)
Begin this song when someone says “announcement(s)”.
For an energetic group of kids (usually a bit older) who enjoy being annoying every now and again… it teaches adults to avoid using “the a-word”.