Lyrics
Announcements, announcements, announcement
a terrible death to die
a terrible death to die
a terrible death
a terrible death
a terrible death do die
row row row your boat
gently down the stream
ha ha fooled you
I’m a submarine
The grand old duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up the hill
AND THEY GOT SHOT!
Little peter cotton tail
Hoppin down the bunny trail
BANG!
we sold our cow
we sold our cow
we have no use for your bull now
you better not shout
you better not cry
you better not pout
I’m tellin you why
Santa claus is
DEAD!
Little bo peep
lost her sheep
but the wolf found them
Have you ever seen a windbag,a windbag, a windbag, Have you ever seen a windbag, well there’s (point at OD) one right now! Blows this way and that way And this way and that way Have you ever seen a windbag, Well there’s one right now.
The cheese stands alone The cheese stands alone High ho the dairy oh The cheeses stands alone
Out the window you must go, you must go, you must go, out the window you must go, you’re so boring.
Words of wisdom Words of wisdom Here they come NOT! Here they come NOT! Many words of Wisdom Many words of Wisdom Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum
Make announcements short and sweet short and sweet short and sweet Make announcements short and sweet THEY ARE BORING!
(who ever said announcements)the camel has nine humps (who ever said announcements)the camel has nine humps (who ever said announcements)the camel has nine humps so go (who ever said announcements)go! Then count down all the way to “no humps” in which case it will end with now (who ever said announcements) is a horse of course.
