Lyrics My mamma don't wear no socks a-ding-dong I saw her when she took 'em off a-ding-dong She threw them into Germany a-ding-dong Guess what started world war 3 a-ding-dong dong dong dong...
Posts by Mike Harmer
Equipment There will be two people in the skit: eccentric King Herold that's a little too cheerful for his own good and a boring translator with a distinctive monotone voice. No other equipment...
Lyrics Tarzan Tarzan swinging from a rubber band swingin' from a rubber band fell in to a frying pan (echo) oh that hurt tarzan...he has a tan Tarzan Tarzan swingin' from a rubber band (echo) fell...
Lyrics There once was a ferret and a flamingo and they went to go visit a dingo but he did not understand their lingo so then he shut the door.. the ferret and flamingo were sad so they went to go...
Lyrics (to the tune of Supercallifragilisticexpealidocious) Oh, I was afraid to surf when I was just a lad. My father took away my board and told me I was bad. Then one day I heard the work that...
Lyrics Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be ate at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk it,...