Flamingo Flocking

Place flamingos on neighborhood lawns and charge to have it moved or pay insurance to prevent them from being placed on your lawn.

Instructions

Purchase and place several cheap pink flamingos on people’s lawns with contact signs. Provide the option to pay to have the flamingo removed, or pay more to have it moved to another person’s lawn. Also provide the option to pay an insurance to prevent the flamingos from being placed on your lawn. Flamingos will also be removed for no charge if the victim wishes.

Mike Harmer

I created this website back in 1996, and have slowly added content to it over the years. Some resources have been contributed by viewers and other people who love the outdoors.

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