I Points To Mineself

Lyrics

Leader: I points to mineself. Vas is das here? Das is mine topnotcher, (Point to top of head) ya mama dear. Audience: Topnotcher, (2X) ya mama dear And dat’s wot I learned in der school, boom-boom! Leader: I points to mineself. Vas is das here? Das is mine sweat browser, (Point to eye brow) ya mama dear. Audience: Sweat browser, topnotcher, ya mama dear And dat’s wot I learned in der school, boom-boom! Add the following in succession: Eye winker (eye) Horn blower (nose) Soup strainer (moustache even if you don’t have one) Lunch eater (mouth) Chin chowser (chin) Rubber necker (neck) Chest protector (chest) Breadbasket (stomach) Thigh slapper (thigh) Knee bender (knee) Foot stomper (foot)

Mike Harmer

I created this website back in 1996, and have slowly added content to it over the years. Some resources have been contributed by viewers and other people who love the outdoors.

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