Lyrics
If I were not a boy scout there’s something I would be If I were not a boy scout a bus driver I would be I swerve I skid I think I hit a kid I swerve I skid I think I hit a kid
(Next scout)If I were not a boy scout there’s something I would be If I were not a boy scout a Farmer I would be come on Bessie give daddy’s gotta live come on Bessie give daddy’s gotta live!
(Next scout) If I were not a boy scout there’s something I would be If I were not a boy scout a post I would be Post … Post… Post…
(Next scout) If I were not a boy scout there’s something I would be If I were not a boy scout a lifeguard I would be mouth to mouth resuscitate the only way to get a date mouth to mouth resuscitate the only way to get a date
(Next scout)If I were not a boy scout there’s something I would be If I were not a boy scout a lumberjack I would be chop the tree chop the tree I hate ecology chop the tree chop the tree I hate ecology
(Next scout)If I were not a boy scout there’s something I would be If I were not a boy scout a quarterback i would be we’re good we’re great 2+2 is 8 we’re good we’re great 2+2 is 8
(Final scout)If I were not a boy scout there’s something I would be if I were not a boy scout a post I would be post…post… post
Comments
It’s a good song/skit to do in front of a cub scout pack
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