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Johnny Rebeck Written By: Unknown Copyright Unknown
Away out in the forest There lived a mean old man His name was Mr. Johnny Rebeck And he could surely plan All the neighbors’ cats and dogs Were always at his feet So he invented a machine That turned them all to meat Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck, How could you be so mean We told you you’d be sorry For inventing that machine All the neighbors’ cats and dogs Will never more be seen They’ve all been ground to sausages In Johnny Rebeck’s machine
One day a boy came walking, He walked into the store He bought a pack of sausages And placed them on the floor Then he began to whistle, He whistled up a tune And all the little sausages, They danced around the room Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck, How could you be so mean We told you you’d be sorry For inventing that machine All the neighbors’ cats and dogs Will never more be seen They’ve all been ground to sausages In Johnny Rebeck’s machine
One day the darn thing busted, The darn thing wouldn’t go So Johnny Rebeck climbed inside To see what made it so His wife she had a nightmare While walking in her sleep She gave the crank a great big yank And Johnny Rebeck was meat Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck, How could you be so mean We told you you’d be sorry For inventing that machine All the neighbors’ cats and dogs Will never more be seen They’ve all been ground to sausages In Johnny Rebeck’s machine
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Spin Your Arm Around when Cranking the Machine
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