Equipment
None/need 3 scouts
Preparation
Practice and memorizing
Action
2 scouts (supposed to be actors) come on stage, where the 3rd scout (supposed to be director) is waiting for them…
Director:what do you want? 2 scouts:we’re here to audition Director: well show me what u do AUDITION BEGINS (the tone of the conversation is very dull)
Scout 1:Have you got a match? Scout 2:no Scout 1:yes you do Scout 2:no I don’t Scout 1:I’ll shoot you (makes motion as if taking out a gun) BANG!!!!!! (Scout 2 falls to the floor..)
Director jumps up:what the heck? this is so boring! I want something FUNNY (Repeat, with Scouts acting the same scene Funnier, then Slower, Then Sadder, etc.)Each time the 2 scouts exaggerate the direction. The skit ends with the director banging his head and kicking them out.