Lyrics
I wish I was a little bitty birdie, bitty birdie Oh I wish I was a little bitty birdie, bitty birdie I’d fly up on the steeple and go “plbbtt” on the people Oh I wish I was a little bitty birdie, bitty birdie
I wish I was a little foreign car, foreign car Oh I wish I was a little foreign car, foreign car I’d go speedy, speedy, speedy over everybody’s feety Oh I wish I was a little foreign car, foreign car
I wish I was a bar of soap, bar of soap Oh I wish I was a bar of soap, bar of soap I’d go shiny, shiny, shiny over everybody’s hiney Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
I wish I was a can of soda pop, soda pop Oh I wish I was a can of soda pop, soda pop I’d go down with a slurp and come up with a burp Oh I wish I was a can of soda pop, soda pop
I wish I was a little radio, radio Oh I wish I was a little radio, radio I’d go off with a click!
Actions
“plbbtt” is blowing a raspberry with your tongue (like a farting sound)