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The Happy Gorger


Lyrics

I love to go a-gorging,
amid great gobs of food.
And as I do, my abdomen,
Continues to protrude.

CHORUS: Calorie, calorah!
Calorieeee, calorahahahaha, calorie,
Calorah! My body is obese!

Italian food, with all its cheese,
and thick tomato paste.
Always seems to go right through
to hang around my waist!

French cuisine inspires me
To even greater heights.
A seven-course meal, is quickly gone
In just a single bite!

At hot dog stands and burger joints
I make my power play!
They bring it in a wheelbarrow
Instead of on a tray!

A German meal always seems
To make my day complete.
I cannot keep track of all
The strudel that I eat!


Comments

To the tune of The Happy Wanderer. The song leader sings each verse and the audience joins in for the chorus

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