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The Happy Gorger


I love to go a-gorging,
amid great gobs of food.
And as I do, my abdomen,
Continues to protrude.

CHORUS: Calorie, calorah!
Calorieeee, calorahahahaha, calorie,
Calorah! My body is obese!

Italian food, with all its cheese,
and thick tomato paste.
Always seems to go right through
to hang around my waist!

French cuisine inspires me
To even greater heights.
A seven-course meal, is quickly gone
In just a single bite!

At hot dog stands and burger joints
I make my power play!
They bring it in a wheelbarrow
Instead of on a tray!

A German meal always seems
To make my day complete.
I cannot keep track of all
The strudel that I eat!


To the tune of The Happy Wanderer. The song leader sings each verse and the audience joins in for the chorus

Mike Harmer

I created this website back in 1996, and have slowly added content to it over the years. Some resources have been contributed by viewers and other people who love the outdoors.

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