The Llama Song

Lyrics

Chorus

Llama llama, llama llama

I ride a ,Ride a llama

Llama llama, llama llama

I ride a Ride a llama

When I was born my parents said I stunk

So they sent me off to be a Tibetan monk

Now I’m in the Himalayas meditating all day

And during the night I’ve just got to say…

Chorus

So where I am now it is very cold

And I’m gonna shave my head when I become old

But I find it peaceful levitating in a cloud

And the avalanches come when I sing real loud…

Chorus 1x, “Everybody” 1x, “One more time” 1x

Actions

No Actions but tune: “Na-Na Kiss Him Goodbye” for the chorus, verses are the verses from “We Will Rock You”

Comments

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