Equipment
Anything to sit down on, a toilet seat (Can improvise if needed)
Preparation
Make sure people have the correct names for the artists & styles of music
Action
Announcer: Come and get your musicial toilet seats! Only (Price) Each!
1st Person:{walks on} Hi, since I like {Type of music} i want to have a {insert artist of the style}.
Announcer: Okay, here
(continue on till the only typ left is Patriotic)
Last person: Since i like my country, i want a toilet seat that sings the national anthem.
Announcer: Here
(person leaves) THE NEXT DAY
Person: (Very Constipated) Sir, i’d like to return the seat.
Announcer: Why?
Person: Because whenenver i sit down, the music plays and i have to stand up!