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The Musical Toilet Seat


Anything to sit down on, a toilet seat (Can improvise if needed)


Make sure people have the correct names for the artists & styles of music


Announcer: Come and get your musicial toilet seats! Only (Price) Each!

1st Person:{walks on} Hi, since I like {Type of music} i want to have a {insert artist of the style}.

Announcer: Okay, here
(continue on till the only typ left is Patriotic)

Last person: Since i like my country, i want a toilet seat that sings the national anthem.

Announcer: Here
(person leaves) THE NEXT DAY
Person: (Very Constipated) Sir, i’d like to return the seat.

Announcer: Why?

Person: Because whenenver i sit down, the music plays and i have to stand up!

Mike Harmer

I created this website back in 1996, and have slowly added content to it over the years. Some resources have been contributed by viewers and other people who love the outdoors.

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