Sleeping Bags, Drum, fork and plate, whistle, curtain for hiding props (makes it more surprising and humorous), small table, cement stage
sleeping bags on ground (the Unwakable inside far right one), curtain set up – equipment in easy reach Characters (besides Unwakable) Scouts Patrol Leader
Beginning: Scouts asleep; snoring
Bell rings, P.L. shouts “wake up or miss breakfast!”
Scouts: Wake up, yawn, get up; hurry off stage excitedly
Unwakeable: lies there, snoring
Patrol Leader: Walks onto stage, says “Come on Jeremy, wake up!” in hasty voice
PT: “Come on, Come on, Come on. Come On! Come on” in a taunting, chanting voice.
PT: “Come On!!!!!” in irritated, angry tone.
U: grunts a snore; resumes snoring.
PT: Pulls out whistle, blows into whistle
PT: Storms off stage, frustrated.
Returns with drum and drum mallet Begins Druming and chanting “Wake up, wake up, wake up!” Since nothing happens, puts drum on ground near head (not too close) and drums a certain rhythm U: snores to this rhythm
PT: Goes off stage again, returns with plate and fork.
Scrapes fork against plate, making a hideous noise. U: Snores
PT: Grunts and says “I give up! Sleep you slug!!!” Lays plate and fork on table, fork on edge of table so that it is about to fall off.
U: When fork does fall off, snoring becomes very disturbed and the unwakeable suddenly sits up. “Wha, wha, wha, what happened?”
PT: spins around, stares at U unbelievably, slaps his hand against his forehead, screams (“Agggghrrrr!”), and falls down.