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If I were not a Boy Scout

Lyrics If I were not a boy scout there's something I would be If I were not a boy scout a bus driver I would be I swerve I skid I think I hit a kid I swerve I skid I think I hit a kid (Next...

Country Toads

Lyrics Almost seven where's Virginia? Blue ridge mama hangs out by the roadside. Dark and crusty, with warts upon her knees. Smells just like a dead skunk dying on the breeze. … Chorus ...

BANANAS!

Lyrics BANANA LOVERS OF THE WORLD! UNITE BANANAS HAVE NO THUMBS! BANANAS HAVE NO LIPS! BANANA UNITE! BANANA SPLIT! peel bananas peel peel bananas WHOO! peel bananas peel peel bananas WHOO! you...

Announcements (more verses)

Lyrics Announcements, announcements, announcement a terrible death to die a terrible death to die a terrible death a terrible death a terrible death do die row row row your boat ...

Who’s Dynamite?!? (1707s dynamite!)

Lyrics Who's dynamite?! 1707's dynamite! and when you mess with dynamite it goes tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-BOOM, dynamite!! BOOM-BOOM dynamite!! hold on wait a minute lets put some...

Hi, My name is Joe

Lyrics Hi, my name is Joe  And I work in a button factory  I have a wife and a fam-i-ly.  One day my boss ... he said Joe "Are you busy?"  I said NO.  Can you press this...