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99 Scout Skit Ideas (Organized by Prep Time and Humor)

Written by Mike Harmerin Skits

Between all the writers at Scoutorama and the many contributors to this skit database, hundreds of years of scouting experience has gone into creating this resource for you. With a little bit of adaptation, these skits can be used for church groups, scout troops, youth groups, and anyone looking for a fun time.

Our 21 Favorite Scout Skits of All Time

We’ll start the list of 100 skits with the funniest ones we’ve ever seen. Some of these are complicated and take a lot of time and props to be ready. Others you can throw together in 5 minutes. We tried to strike a balance of showing some that are unique and hilarious, and others that are very popular and well known, but probably only good enough for a chuckle.

Skit Name and LinkTime to Learn the SkitPeople NeededHumor Score
If I weren’t a scout…30 minutes4-95
The ugliest manOpens in a new tab.5 minutes5-123 (Oldie but a goodie)
Ivan (WWII)Opens in a new tab.10 minutes5-124
Invisible benchOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+3 (Oldie but a goodie)
TitanicOpens in a new tab.10 minutes3+4
The firing squadOpens in a new tab.5 minutes5+4
Enlarging machineOpens in a new tab.15 minutes4+5
Raiders of The WindOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+4
The New York MuggingOpens in a new tab.10 minutes5+5
New UnderwearOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+5
Conserving WaterOpens in a new tab.10 minutes55
Grecian FountainsOpens in a new tab.15 minutes2+5
Ice FishingOpens in a new tab.5 minutes3+4
JC PenneyOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+3 (Oldie but a goodie)
The RestaurantOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+5
Guinness SpitterOpens in a new tab.10 minutes3+5
The Fortune TellerOpens in a new tab.10 minutes2+5
Brains for SaleOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+3
The HypochondriacOpens in a new tab.10 minutes4+5
The Good SamaritanOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+4
The Candy StoreOpens in a new tab.10 minutes5+4

21 Skits With No Props Required

Forget to make a plan? Running late? We’ve got you covered-

Skit Name and LinkTime to Learn SkitPeople NeededHumor Score
The Fortune TellerOpens in a new tab.10 minutes25
Invisible BenchOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+5
Firing SquadOpens in a new tab.10 minutes7+5
New York MuggingOpens in a new tab.5 minutes5+5
New UnderwearOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+5
The WormOpens in a new tab.10 minutes4+4
Gotta Go WeeOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+4
Rattle SnakeOpens in a new tab.5 minutes34
Brains for SaleOpens in a new tab.5 minutes2+4
Lost QuarterOpens in a new tab.5 minutes5+3
SubmarineOpens in a new tab.10 minutes4+3
The UndertakerOpens in a new tab.10 minutes4+3
Musical Toilet SeatOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+3
TitanicOpens in a new tab.15 minutes53
Dead FlyOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+3
The Samaritan (Gum)Opens in a new tab.5 minutes4+3
TurningOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+2
Raisins from JamaicaOpens in a new tab.5 minutes52
Match AuditionOpens in a new tab.10 minutes3+2
The Chory of StinderellaOpens in a new tab.1 hour12
Lost GumOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+2

21 Funniest Scout Skits We’ve Seen

Some of these are laugh-out-loud, while others will get a chuckle out of the stingiest audience member.

Skit Name and LinkTime to Learn SkitPeople NeededHumor Score
New UnderwearOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+5
The HypochondriacOpens in a new tab.10 minutes5+5
Grecian FountainsOpens in a new tab.10 minutes2+5
The Guinness SpitterOpens in a new tab.10 minutes2+5
Tree ClimberOpens in a new tab.10 minutes35
The RestaurantOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+5
The ElephantOpens in a new tab.10 minutes4+5
The Firing SquadOpens in a new tab.10 minutes7+5
Pass the PepperOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+5
Ivan (WWII)Opens in a new tab.10 minutes4+5
Run Forest RunOpens in a new tab.5 minutes5+5
Manhole CoverOpens in a new tab.5 minutes2+5
Fools GoldOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+5
Three RiversOpens in a new tab.10 minutes4+5
Conserving WaterOpens in a new tab.10 minutes5+5
The Duck SkitOpens in a new tab.10 minutes2+5
Ice FishingOpens in a new tab.5 minutes35
Superhero Hall of FameOpens in a new tab.10 minutes55
Will You Hold This Box?Opens in a new tab.10 minutes55
The Land SharkOpens in a new tab.15 minutes5+5
The Motorcycle ShopOpens in a new tab.15 minutes5+5

12 Run-On Skits (30 Seconds)

These are used to fill time between bigger skits or to keep the audience’s attention during transition times. Some of them are even funny.

Skit Name and LinkTime to Learn SkitPeople NeededHumor Score
Push A RopeOpens in a new tab.1 minute25
The Vindow ViperOpens in a new tab.1 minute4+5
Be PreparedOpens in a new tab.5 minutes44
Sticking AroundOpens in a new tab.1 minute23
Just LeavingOpens in a new tab.1 minute23
Light’s Better1 minute23
HoeingOpens in a new tab.1 minute23
Infant TreeOpens in a new tab.5 minutes2+3
The Ants Go MarchingOpens in a new tab.10 minutes5+3
My BeltOpens in a new tab.1 minute23
Passing GasOpens in a new tab.1 minute4+3
Throwing UpOpens in a new tab.1 minute23

10 Unique Skits

These are guaranteed to be unique. But maybe there’s a reason you haven’t seen them before!

Skit Name and LinkTime to Learn SkitPeople NeededHumor Score
Uncle No-LegsOpens in a new tab.30 minutes3+3
Mr. Potato HeadOpens in a new tab.10 minutes4+3
The 3 Scouts and The Headless CubmasterOpens in a new tab.10 minutes53
Jailhouse ComediansOpens in a new tab.10 minutes5+3
The LighthouseOpens in a new tab.10 minute52
The Chory of StinderellaOpens in a new tab.1 hour12
BachOpens in a new tab.10 minutes42
The Sap Keeps Runnin’10 minutes42
Purple PancakesOpens in a new tab.15 minutes72
King Herold of NorwayOpens in a new tab.1 hour22

Even More Skits

If you haven’t found something by now, here are some more that have been submitted. Some of these will take some work to adapt, but there’s a skeleton to work with.

Skit Name and LinkTime to Learn SkitPeople NeededHumor Score
High Fry Fish FryOpens in a new tab.10 minutes2+2
The Problematic PhoneOpens in a new tab.10 minutes3+2
CricketOpens in a new tab.5 minutes32
Little CaesarOpens in a new tab.10 minutes7+3
CentipedeOpens in a new tab.10 minutes53
Johnny and the CarOpens in a new tab.10 minutes5+3
Sounds of ScoutingOpens in a new tab.5 minutes42
The Sound SleeperOpens in a new tab.10 minutes4+2
What’s Up?5 minutes52
Makin’ Beans15 minutes82
SuckersOpens in a new tab.5 minutes22
Is It Time Yet?Opens in a new tab.5 minutes5+2
Retired ScoutmasterOpens in a new tab.5 minutes4+2
Royal PapersOpens in a new tab.10 minutes4+3

Skits can be a lot of fun to bring people together and get them laughing. Most of these are ready to go, but some of them need to be adapted to your group. There are hundreds of other hilarious skits, so if there are others we need to include here, let us know!

Mike Harmer

I created this website back in 1996, and have slowly added content to it over the years. Some resources have been contributed by viewers and other people who love the outdoors.

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